By Hamdi Caseer It’s time for puffer jackets and sweaters to be shoved in the back of your closet. The need for layers of cotton, wool and fat to protect our bodies from the cold is gone. Spring is in the air, and with it, is the need to get...
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By Jeff Malarky Do you know what arbitrage is? It’s a financial term. I wouldn’t really expect you to get it. Most of you aren’t like me; I’ve seen The Wolf of Wall Street seven times and The Big Short twice. So, bear with me for a second as I...
By Flynt Larry Flynt Larry 822 Rep. John Lewis Way S Suite A Nashville, TN 37203 Dear Flynt, Thank you for applying to Vanderbilt University through the Regular Decision application cycle. We would first like to say that we are not sorry at all for the delay in the decisions...
By Oliver Tuff It was recently announced that Democrat Tom Suozzi has won a special election to become the newest representative for New York. In my opinion, the election should never have happened in the first place (look how they persecuted our icon George Santos). Further still, there were so...
In a daring twist that can only be described as morbidly inventive, Vanderbilt University has completed construction on its Student Life Center, revealing the highly anticipated counterpart, Student Death Center. The decision, overwhelmingly backed by the Dishonor Council, seeks to redefine the traditional student journey by asserting that college should...
