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We’ve all been there. Feeling flat because you’re sitting in your isolating Gillette single alone (thanks COVID), mindlessly texting anybody and everybody because you’re desperate for an ounce of real human interaction. That’s when it hits you: invite a girl over from high school that goes to a nearby college....

  • January 27, 2023

By Bitch On Freeze Life has been ruff. You see, last week I found a letter underneath my door. It was like I had been transported into a chapter of one of my Sherlock x Moriarity fanfics. I picked up the letter and got a fat whiff of bacon strips...

  • January 17, 2023