Dear St. Louis community, Earlier this month, U.S. News & World Report released their 2025 dangerous city rankings. St. Louis’s position has fallen from last year, now ranked 2nd in the...

Image courtesy of Blue Origin. For years now, Vladimir Putin has been launching attack after attack into Ukraine in hopes of claiming the land for Mother Russia in a quasi-imperial land grab. Thousands...

They say you are what you eat and, well, President Joe Biden looks like an absolute dub. The 46th president is no longer under immense fire from consumers as the U.S. national average of gas prices...

Due to the upcoming holiday season and toxic emissions from ExxonMobil rigs outside of Santa’s zoning permits, things are heating up at the North Pole for Saint Nick and the elves. Pollution-driven...

On Tuesday, November 5th, 2024, the American public elected Donald Trump as the 47th President. But more importantly, on Wednesday, November 6th, 2024, the straight women of America banded together...

Much like Christmas, gender reveal parties and the state of Florida, 9/11 is the latest victim of rampant consumerism. As such, the federal government has embarked on an ambitious plan to roll out...

NEW YORK, New York (The Slant): With college internships set to begin at the turn of the month, WASPS-in-training are eagerly packing their bags and counting down the days. "Empire City" by Jay-Z...

February marked a big win for Vanderbilt’s graduate students, with Chancellor Daniel Diermeier finally congratulating them on the stipend increases they had been fighting for. As a sign of goodwill,...

NASHVILLE, TN — Last Tuesday, Blackstone CEO Nevil von Doofenshmirtz closed a deal that bought the home of a single mother of seven children. The family was left to live on the street, which Doofenshmirtz...

From Star Wars to Mamma Mia to my childhood in North Texas, the trope of the mysteriously unknown father has always been a hoot. But now, it has expanded to marine life: Charlotte, a stingray in North...

Peke Abu, recipient of the world’s first brain/computer interface, woke up this morning to find his entire body completely gone. After a brief panic, Abu was able to recover his corporeal form...

By Megan McGrath and Justice Nathaniel Thomas The Supreme Court has finally issued an opinion in the case Harrington v. Purdue Pharma. The verdict orders the Sackler family, former owners of Purdue...