By Alex Tomack and Nathaniel Berry  Eve, Isaac Newton, Steve Jobs – all pioneers of their respective lanes in the world of apples. Of these three, Steve Jobs stands undisputed as the most influential; however, his legacy may soon be tarnished, as recently the Department of Justice filed a lawsuit...

  • April 30, 2024

Dear Kirkland Protesters, My name is Carol Pinkett, and I am concerned about the recent “sit-ins” on Kirkland Lawn. Firstly, let me make clear, I am a liberal. My parents voted for Obama,  twice. I cheated on my conservative boyfriend, Dylan, as an act of accountability. I am super down...

  • April 25, 2024

By Alex Tomack In addition to running campaign ads that feel 70 years late, independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has been trying to demonstrate that he’s fit for the presidency in the most literal sense — by doing pushups. 9, to be exact. How is this surprisingly average amount...

  • April 20, 2024