The end times are coming. One day the United States will crumble with its power, and it will all start at Vanderbilt’s choice of letting in too many British students.  Historically,...

Like any responsible adult with a deep respect for the morning — and a complete disregard for the fragile social contract of shared housing — I greet the day with a meticulously crafted system...

Image Source: https://www.disneyclips.com/images/eeyore.html We’ve all been there. You’re sitting in your bed reminiscing on childhood memories, when all of a sudden you are reminded of “Winnie...

It’s happened to all of us at least once. You start getting really into a certain actor or musician, you watch all of their movies, listen to all of their songs, before stumbling upon an article...

By Ethan “6’3 Champion of Women’s Rights” Blevins Listen, I love women. In fact, I think I love them more than they love themselves. I read feminist literature, attend womens’ rallies...

Social norms and rules frequently change, sometimes for the worse. Here is why I think Gen Beta needs to alter their behavior. Generations always rebel against previous ones. Millennials discovered...

Opinion: America Has Failed the Very People It Swore to Protect. Straight Men. By Andy Priapos Civil Engineering Major, YAF Member  Our country is at its bleakest hour. Degeneracy is celebrated...

Four months went by in the blink of an eye. Just like that, my tenure as Editor in Chief of The Slant is over. And I must say, what a successful four months it has been. We amassed hundreds of new...

Dear Kirkland Protesters, My name is Carol Pinkett, and I am concerned about the recent “sit-ins” on Kirkland Lawn. Firstly, let me make clear, I am a liberal. My parents voted for Obama, ...

Like any academic validation addict, I was an ambitious child. My plan was simple: get my degree, get my money up and get the hell out of Dodge. Dodge being my parents’ house, not the proverbial...

By Ian Iberg and Nathaniel Keaton 5.  “...” He was the voice of a generation. The Silent Generation. 4.  “...” He said so much with so few words. 3.  “???” He...

I don’t belong in this world. As a 20-year-old experiencing adulthood for the first time, I can plainly see just how messed up our planet is, and I hate it. Climate change is causing annual forest...