By Anisa Juma The end times are coming. One day the United States will crumble with its power, and it will all start at Vanderbilt’s choice of letting in too many British students. Historically, Vanderbilt only hosts a maximum of three British International students each year and this is a pattern that has...
By: Alicia Ge Like any responsible adult with a deep respect for the morning — and a complete disregard for the fragile social contract of shared housing — I greet the day with a meticulously crafted system of alarms. Not one, not two, but an auditory experience extravaganza, performed every...
Image Source: https://www.disneyclips.com/images/eeyore.html We’ve all been there. You’re sitting in your bed reminiscing on childhood memories, when all of a sudden you are reminded of “Winnie the Pooh”. But instead of having happy memories of these cuddly animals, you are struck with a slightly disturbing thought: I kind of want...
By Jake Owens It’s happened to all of us at least once. You start getting really into a certain actor or musician, you watch all of their movies, listen to all of their songs, before stumbling upon an article describing in excruciating detail how much of a monster they are....
By Ethan “6’3 Champion of Women’s Rights” Blevins Listen, I love women. In fact, I think I love them more than they love themselves. I read feminist literature, attend womens’ rallies and correct other men when they talk over women. Unless, of course, a little extra context is required, purely...
