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Vanderbilt's Satirical Newspaper - Est. 1886

The Slant

Vanderbilt's Satirical Newspaper — Est. 1886
Vanderbilt's Satirical Newspaper - Est. 1886

The Slant

Vanderbilt's Satirical Newspaper - Est. 1886

The Slant

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Revenge of the Daylist

Amy Grill December 1, 2025

It’s December. It’s cold and gray and every Instagram story you see is the same Spotify Wrapped over and over. It hits you that perhaps you’re more basic than you’d like to think. This realization...

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Owen Library: Sex Dungeon 

Dana Angrisano November 17, 2025

As a junior in college, sometimes I feel like an unwatered plant in a flaming desert.  I’m too young to start sleeping with divorcees, but definitely too old...

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The Mid-Man Phenomenon

Audrey Lingan April 11, 2025

There’s a coupling phenomenon that occurs on Vandy campus that continues to baffle academics: women taking shit from objectively mid-men. This occurrence defies existing theories of dating. Here,...

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See What Happens

Audrey Lingan April 1, 2025

In these last few months, my friends and I have been coping with the inevitability that we’re all about to be shoved out of our brick-colored fantasy world into the grey monotony of 401ks, meal-planning...

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Generation Beta Needs a Lesson in Etiquette

Ruhi Slatel February 12, 2025

Social norms and rules frequently change, sometimes for the worse. Here is why I think Gen Beta needs to alter their behavior. Generations always rebel against previous ones. Millennials discovered...

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The Slant’s Guide to Running 

Audrey Lingan January 18, 2025

So, you decided to start running. Congratulations on going the extra mile to take care of your health! Whether you broke up with your partner, failed an exam, or your friend group blew up in flames,...

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