By Audrey Lingan Can you believe it’s 2025? I mean, 13 years ago people thought the world was gonna end. Well, we’re here – three weeks into the new year – and those resolutions you made at the beginning of the year are as good as gone. You probably told...
By Alicia Ge In a world of endless swiping and lackluster “connections,” one company believes it has finally cracked the code for modern romance. Introducing MatchWatch™, a “revolutionary” dating app powered by the latest advancements in biometric monitoring, geofencing and extremely detailed and exhaustive personal data collection. According to its...
By Audrey Lingan I step outside my dorm and feel the cold prickle my cheeks. My ears flood with the crunch of the fallen leaves that litter the sidewalk. As I inhale the sensible 56°F air, I can feel mucus trickling down my throat. Ah yes, it is flu season,...
By Audrey Lingan Is your dating life a steaming pile of shit? Well, have I got a solution for you: date a pre-med. Sure, there’s the obvious benefits. It’s probably a safe bet they’re hardworking and, hey, if it works out, you might’ve snagged yourself a doctor. Regardless, here are...
By Calvin Fontaine Have you ever wondered why they started the Ocean’s film trilogy with Ocean’s Eleven? It’s because the heist I’m about to describe to you is so goddamn good, so seemingly impossible, so daring and masterful that it is worthy of numbers one through 10. Or perhaps the...
