By Audrey Lingan Is your dating life a steaming pile of shit? Well, have I got a solution for you: date a pre-med. Sure, there’s the obvious benefits. It’s probably a safe bet they’re hardworking and, hey, if it works out, you might’ve snagged yourself a doctor. Regardless, here are...

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  • November 10, 2024

Opinion: America Has Failed the Very People It Swore to Protect. Straight Men. By Andy Priapos Civil Engineering Major, YAF Member  Our country is at its bleakest hour. Degeneracy is celebrated and discipline is shamed. Weakness is all the rage, and strength is cringe. Nowhere in this fucked-up smörgåsbord of injustice...

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  • November 4, 2024

Account from a Vanderbilt Student on October 25th. If you follow Vanderbilt sports, you know the pure surge of joy that radiated off this campus the night of October 5th. You remember the procession of students that carried the goalpost like it was the holy crucifix. You commemorate the time...

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  • November 1, 2024

By Zach “Attack” Folger Girls everywhere are dramatically shivering in hopes of securing a warm jacket from their talking-stage companions. Fraternity brothers, such as myself, are popping collars across the nation. Literally anyone who’s anyone is whizzing around campus with potential mates on the back of their scooters. Cuffing season...

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  • October 21, 2024