By Sue Donnem If you’re a big sports person, such as myself, then you surely remember Manute Bol clogging up the paint back in the day. God, the 80s…what a time to be alive! Those pesky guards always tried to drive on Manute, but he would send their shot into...

  • December 7, 2023

In a shocking announcement, Vanderbilt Athletics Director (AD) Buck S. Beatus authorized the transformation of Vanderbilt’s beloved “We’re-so-bad-sponsors-won’t-buy-naming-rights” Stadium into a mass toilet after Saturday night’s debacle. The news was met by a resounding “Vander-who?” from the larger college football-watching world, but sent reverberations through the Vanderbilt athletics community and...

  • September 30, 2021

NASHVILLE, TN: Sources close to the Vanderbilt University administration confirmed today that a woman would indeed be asked to clean up a man’s mess. “Given our concerns with how things were running, we thought it best to have a woman fulfill the traditional role of straightening out the clutter left...

  • February 5, 2020