Report: Woman to Clean Up After Man’s Mess


NASHVILLE, TN: Sources close to the Vanderbilt University administration confirmed today that a woman would indeed be asked to clean up a man’s mess. “Given our concerns with how things were running, we thought it best to have a woman fulfill the traditional role of straightening out the clutter left behind by a man,” said a spokesman. “We anticipate that the woman will do her job quickly and efficiently and are excited to give her this opportunity.” The spokesman added that after tidying up, the woman would be expected to return to her place behind the scenes, though he left open the opportunity to clean up future man-made catastrophes.

  • February 5, 2020