By Anisa Juma The end times are coming. One day the United States will crumble with its power, and it will all start at Vanderbilt’s choice of letting in too many British students. Historically, Vanderbilt only hosts a maximum of three British International students each year and this is a pattern that has...
By: Jeff Malarky Since moving away from the hallowed halls of a Vanderbilt Res Collegetowards the nirvana that is off campus life, I haven’t had the pleasure of having my stomach and bowels bombarded by the sweet nectar of a Vanderbilt dining hall. That changed yesterday. As I was returning home from...
By Connie Su NASHVILLE, TN—Vanderbilt University breeds some of the most driven young adults across the American landscape. Purple-speckled wheat in the Great Plains and the starry-eyed canyons dabbling Arizona get Vandy football reels on their feed too. Students vomit at the idea of being unable to achieve academic and professional excellence, they and would rather found an AI-based startup than give gifts to their friends...
By: Henry Lynch David Williams II Recreation and Wellness Center — Failing to notice the angry mob of fellow students forming around him, rising senior Derek Pemberington has reportedly begun his fourth consecutive match of Clash Royale while seated at the facility’s only leg extension machine, sources who have been clutching their water bottles...
By: James Cross The Baseball Glove Lounge. One of the quietest, most atmospheric study spots on campus, only rivaled in volume by the sprawling shelves of Central Library and the eerily silent study space on the bottom floor of Stevenson. Each space is united by the ease of getting stared down for making even the slightest noise,...
