By: Henry Lynch David Williams II Recreation and Wellness Center — Failing to notice the angry mob of fellow students forming around him, rising senior Derek Pemberington has reportedly begun his fourth consecutive match of Clash Royale while seated at the facility’s only leg extension machine, sources who have been clutching their water bottles...
By: James Cross The Baseball Glove Lounge. One of the quietest, most atmospheric study spots on campus, only rivaled in volume by the sprawling shelves of Central Library and the eerily silent study space on the bottom floor of Stevenson. Each space is united by the ease of getting stared down for making even the slightest noise,...
By Bri Woods On Monday, Suzie’s Food for Thought Cafe announced, via miniature dry erase board, their most ambitious promotional event to date. Next week, the cafe will introduce a new drink menu inspired by twelve student organizations. The promotional campaign is set to officially begin next Monday and extend through the end of the semester. The...
By: Dana Angrisano As a junior in college, sometimes I feel like an unwatered plant in a flaming desert. By that I mean: there is a drought of men. I’m too young to start sleeping with divorcees, but definitely too old to hook up with freshmen and sophomores (though there’s something disturbingly sexy about a sophomore who just developed a...
NASHVILLE, TN—In 2024, the Vanderbilt Commodores went nuts. The football team had their ups, their downs and one game in particular that was nothing short of legendary. Vanderbilt’s new quarterback rose to fame by sealing the Commodores’ first victory over Alabama since…well, anyone can remember. Fans stormed the field. Analysts...
