By Sophie Stachurski When you were a kid, your parents marveled at the fact that you always had your nose stuck in a book. You rejected flashy technology; never asking for an iPad or the latest iteration of the Nintendo DS but instead your very own Amazon Kindle™ which miraculously...
By Elliot Boualaphanh In a shocking move, the Office of Experiential Learning and Immersion Vanderbilt has recently granted Asian Studies major Seth Niklover permission to use his Chinese girlfriend, Mei Ling, as the subject of his immersion project. This move has left many stunned, wondering if the Immersion Office is...
By Chris Conway For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth. The steady drips should’ve warned me. I used to be...
By Megan McGrath After a string of failed initiatives to reduce food waste in dining halls on campus, Vanderbilt has devised an innovative solution: hiring celebrity competitive eater Joey Chestnut to perpetually reside at the end of the Rand conveyor belt and consume any and all leftovers. Vanderbilt is currently...
By Mady Johnston When I first heard that Family Weekend was approaching, I was a little afraid of the parents I would meet: serial killers, Republicans or maybe even Vlad the Impaler. But then I was met with such grand excitement when I realized my dad might be there! I...
