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By Sam Belcher *Disclaimer: The story, all names, characters and incidents portrayed in this article are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings and products is intended or should be inferred. *Unrelated: cats have always been my favorite animals From climate change to the opioid crisis,...

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  • April 27, 2024

Dear Kirkland Protesters, My name is Carol Pinkett, and I am concerned about the recent “sit-ins” on Kirkland Lawn. Firstly, let me make clear, I am a liberal. My parents voted for Obama,  twice. I cheated on my conservative boyfriend, Dylan, as an act of accountability. I am super down...

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  • April 25, 2024

By Penelope O’ Connor On March 23, 2024, Vanderbilt made an unprecedented decision to remove their anti-discrimination policy. This decision came as a result of the rising levels of political division on campus. Students are piping hot with anger and are protesting through one of the greatest forms of protest...

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  • April 15, 2024

By Jeff Malarky  Do you know what arbitrage is? It’s a financial term. I wouldn’t really expect you to get it. Most of you aren’t like me; I’ve seen The Wolf of Wall Street seven times and The Big Short twice. So, bear with me for a second as I...

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  • April 2, 2024