By Ruhi Patel The other day I was just gallivanting around Toys “R” Us looking for a life-sized Peppa Pig inflatable (shopping for a friend, I swear), and I saw an advertisement for the coolest, hottest new toy on the market. Imagine my surprise when I saw a plastic, 4...
By Nick Gebo NASHVILLE, TN – A crowd of stunned monks gathered around Alumni Lawn late Thursday evening as Zach Pro, a Vanderbilt junior who reportedly started practicing Buddhism just two weeks ago, appeared to reach a state of enlightenment in record time. “I have never seen anything remotely comparable....
By Sue Donnem In today’s era of the mainstream media jumping between blurring the truth and just outright lying, it’s refreshing to have writers like Michael Lewis who dare to give us the real stories of how the world works. In his latest work, Lewis sheds light on the misunderstood...
By Sam Sliman In an unprecedented move, Walmart has decided to hire sophomore Ty Tass from ATO as a Diversity, Equity and Inclusion consultant. In this role, Tass will be working with Walmart’s most elite executives. Although underqualified Vanderbilt graduates getting paid exorbitant sums of money to consult large corporations...
By Sam Sliman With artificial intelligence pervading our lives more and more by the day, experts have begun to issue dire warnings about the implications these technologies may have on the survival of the human race. Many scientists claim that AI could soon become more powerful than humans and some...
