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By Jeff Malarky  Do you know what arbitrage is? It’s a financial term. I wouldn’t really expect you to get it. Most of you aren’t like me; I’ve seen The Wolf of Wall Street seven times and The Big Short twice. So, bear with me for a second as I...

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  • April 2, 2024

By Flynt Larry Flynt Larry  822 Rep. John Lewis Way S Suite A Nashville, TN 37203 Dear Flynt,  Thank you for applying to Vanderbilt University through the Regular Decision application cycle. We would first like to say that we are not sorry at all for the delay in the decisions...

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  • March 25, 2024

In a daring twist that can only be described as morbidly inventive, Vanderbilt University has completed construction on its Student Life Center, revealing the highly anticipated counterpart, Student Death Center. The decision, overwhelmingly backed by the Dishonor Council, seeks to redefine the traditional student journey by asserting that college should...

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  • February 24, 2024

By Charles Dorkins Once upon a time —of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve— Daniel Diermeier sat busy in his home office, drawing up schemes to ensure Vanderbilt University became #1 in the world, and he, its #1 chancellor. His most recent gambit – slowly replacing...

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  • December 25, 2023