Slant Staff

Donald Trump Jr. recently made headlines when he used a bowl of Skittles containing a few poisonous Skittles as a metaphor for Syrian refugees coming to America. We at The Slant have composed a list of metaphors he could have possibly used that are slightly more… tasteful.

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  • October 5, 2016

Hello, child. Yes, I have been waiting in this armchair for you since I noticed you weren’t in bed three hours ago. It is something I must do –  a patrol, a ritual – every night; I have done it ever since you came out of my womb. Where have you been? 

 

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  • October 2, 2016