Every year, the Commons House Presidents hold a secretive gathering where they deliberate on themes for the yearly Commons Ball. (This year, the theme is First Contact because why not aliens.) As...

Yesterday was this year’s Season Finale of the NFL, but honestly, there are so many other bowls that deserve recognition. Here’s 10 of them: Justin Bieber’s 2010 Bowl Cut.  Remember...

 (Photo by Claire Barnett) 1. There’s a guy inside of Mr. C. It’s true! Inside our beloved mascot is just a dude who controls the body.  Presumably he’s a student or someone else affiliated...

Pumpkin Well shove a pumpkin up my ass and call me spooky, it's October! Here are ten Slant-approved costumes to try out this year for the greatest holiday on earth: Halloween! A Sexy Commodore Photo...

The top 10 things you really didn't mean to post in GroupMe.

The Slant has come up with the perfect list of items for your advent calendar.

10. Crusty9. Dusty8. Salt and Vinegar7. Sour Cream and Onion6. Peanut Butterface5. Cool Ranch4. Frozen3. George Washington Carver Butter2. Can't Believe It's Not Peanut Butter1. Jelly

Get really high, so much so that you green-out and forget the entire ride. But your family will remember it for your incessant whining about how you're really hungry and the constant stops every time you...

The void may be lonely, but you aren't, right?

Why study for finals when you could demonstrate your failure in so many other ways?

The Independence Bowl is great and all, but we wish we'd gotten these instead.