By: Paige Harris After a semester full of late nights, early mornings, 47 rejection emails, and one particularly scarring group interview where I was told I had “the energy of someone who would overcook salmon,” I am thrilled, humbled, and blessed to announce that I’ll be joining Ascendancy Global Solutions...
By Megan McGrath and Hamdi Ceseer A few months ago, I received the tremendous email informing me that because I attended Vanderbilt University from 2021-present and received need-based financial aid that did not fully cover my expenses, I was entitled to a payout as a claimant in the Financial Aid...
By Nick Gebo and Sam Sliman It’s that time of year again. As the season of course evaluations rolls around, we, as seasoned experts in the art of academic critique, have once again been asked by the university to embark on the daunting yet supremely important task of evaluating our...
By Slant Staff I’m not Catholic, but I’ll try anything once. I like to call it the broccoli hypothesis. I think I read it on some fucked up reddit thread somewhere. It says that one should always try something to have an opinion on it. In the same way that...
By: Kyle Kowalski I don’t have high expectations for the month of April. It means final exams, confusing weather, and waiting yet another month for my parents to finally let me play in the backyard and drink from the watering hose. Do they expect me to live on my own...
