After a semester full of late nights, early mornings, 47 rejection emails, and one particularly scarring group interview where I was told I had “the energy of someone who would overcook salmon,”...
By Megan McGrath and Hamdi Ceseer
A few months ago, I received the tremendous email informing me that because I attended Vanderbilt University from 2021-present and received need-based financial aid...
By Nick Gebo and Sam Sliman
It's that time of year again. As the season of course evaluations rolls around, we, as seasoned experts in the art of academic critique, have once again been asked by the...
I’m not Catholic, but I’ll try anything once. I like to call it the broccoli hypothesis. I think I read it on some fucked up reddit thread somewhere. It says that one should always try something...
I don’t have high expectations for the month of April. It means final exams, confusing weather, and waiting yet another month for my parents to finally let me play in the backyard and drink...
On Monday afternoon, the Dean of the Commons released a memo concerning a new facet of the “virtual roommate” program. In addition to VUcept and regular virtual roommate meetings, Vanderbilt...
The recent campus eviction has left many Vanderbilt students confused. However, the administration is now “asking” students to return to Vanderbilt, as the coronavirus is feeling rather lonely...
By A Student Who Fears Not Getting Good Housing for Publishing This
Along with the announcement regarding the new name for Residential College A, Vanderbilt University has announced that future...
According to anxious watchers, freshman Jane Smith has been typing away on her phone in Sutherland House’s fifth floor common room for six hours and counting.
When asked about how long she thought...
While campus assaults are now as common as squirrels and bad grades, I'm starting to wonder if VUPD actually exists. VUPD is the second largest police force in Tennessee-- there are probably more...
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The start of fall break: a glorious time when everyone says “I’m going to get so ahead on all my work!” and then ends up watching a vegan chili...