The final grades are in, and it’s time to reminisce on what could have been.
Hey, Jo. We need to talk.
Why study for finals when you could demonstrate your failure in so many other ways?
The Independence Bowl is great and all, but we wish we’d gotten these instead.
“Like in the news you’ll hear all about this ‘war on drugs’ and stuff, but honestly I feel that the United States has technically already legalized marijuana use for a portion of the population – the rich and privileged,” said Jonathan.