Your fears are well-founded, my cherisher of cannabis; everyone knows that you are high right now.
Ring Ring Phone Buzz buzz Text “Nudes?” It reads “No” I respond “But it’s my birthday” he says.
According to recent reports, Jesus has decided to go Greek after being admitted Early Decision to Vanderbilt University.
Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons.
“You were the dude I threw up on at the frat party last weekend. I was the blonde wearing green, and my red Solo cup bounced off your dadbod when I fell off the stage.”
