This episode of Game of Thrones was indubitably shaking.

Let us begin. Those fateful last words shook the halls as soaring music and dragons beckoned us into the conquests of Daenerys Targaryen. The winter winds billow ominously as the night king and his undead army march towards the wall, promising to bring a cold powerful enough to chill the soul. Arya’s newfound penchant for revenge sent us careening into the 7th season, promising more deaths, more action, and more… ED SHEERAN.  

Season 7 is today.  The boys and damsels at HBO are having a wet dream as they imagine the money flowing into their absurdly profitable show.  The boy and damsels of America (and computer literate Ukrainians) and are having a wet dream as they imagine the majesty of Westeros.

Last Wednesday PepsiCo released a new commercial for their namesake cola. I will describe it in words for anyone who didn’t see it before it was deleted and wants to join the conversation.

Literally since September of last year, all anyone’s been talking about is this movie La La Land. Everyone keeps raving about the outstanding cinematography, the moving performances by Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling, and the fantastic music - they keep saying, what’s not to like?

Sorry to be the one to let you know, but it’s true.

I can’t see any good reason for the hype (the same goes for Louie, Hamilton and Radiohead). But I guess if the powers-that-be decide that it needs a review, I’ll do it for the exposure and/or experience.

After six seasons of getting blue balled, winter has finally “cum”.

Du du dududu du dududu du dududu du du, duuuuuuuh, duuuuuuuh, dududu duuuuuuuuh du du du dead people everywhere this episode.

As Pied Piper and Rivega celebrate 500,000 downloads, , Daily Active Users is hovering around 19,000. That’s like when you’re out at night and you think you go home with a 500,000 but really you go home with a 19,000.

With 100,000 downloads in just 10 days, Richard is becoming the belle of the Valley, and Jared is making jackets that look like the love child of a traffic light. 

This week's episode, “To Build a Better Beta,” is not the story of a triumphant return to campus of a greek organization.