You did it. It happened. All your hard work paid off. You spent late nights tweaking resume formatting, you networked with your dad’s golf buddies and on two separate occasions you scheduled (but didn’t show up for) meetings with the Career Center. You landed that coveted summer internship at Birmingham...

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  • December 7, 2022

By ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ and ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ 🍯 We all know Sigmund Freud was a freak, but he did draw attention to one undeniable fact: how cool moms are. Anytime I want to hype up moms, whether it be my mom or someone else’s, I get accused of having mommy issues. Someone gets...

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  • December 5, 2022

By Sam Sliman and Nick Gebo This Thanksgiving season, nonviolent drug offenders from across the country looked on as President Biden pardoned two lucky turkeys, saving them from a tasty demise. The turkeys, named “Chocolate” and “Chip,” were pardoned “based on their temperament and commitment to being productive members of...

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  • November 24, 2022

By Megan McGrath We at The Slant are fans of the popular Reddit thread r/AITA (Am I the Asshole) because we get to pass judgment onto walking psychopaths with a worse sense of accountability than that guy in your Calc II class with seven Title IX violations—a favorite pastime. Today...

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  • November 18, 2022