By Bitch On Freeze Life has been ruff. You see, last week I found a letter underneath my door. It was like I had been transported into a chapter of one of my Sherlock x Moriarity fanfics. I picked up the letter and got a fat whiff of bacon strips...
Candace Cameron Bure, best known for role as DJ Tanner on Full House, recently severed ties with the Hallmark channel despite it being her only steady source of employment for the past fifteen years. Bure’s decision followed her outrage over a scene in her now-canceled movie Tanenbaum Crush where two...
Ok, you filthy animals. I see you lining outside Trader Joe’s, feverishly trying to claw your way through the red, automatic doors like it’s the last Happy Honda Days sales event. Your favorite limited-time winter groceries are about to hit the shelves, but in between rabid gulps of peppermint non-dairy...
Visit the Billy Goat Gruff Foundation website for more information It has now been three days, six hours and 53 minutes since the Vanderbilt University Office of Student Transitions and Community Engagement offered their Sophomore Salutations with goat yoga and free coffee. Within that time, I attended 17 sessions of...
By Jeff Malarky Rand cookies are often considered the pièce de rèsistance of lunch. For many, there is no lunch without a warm, gooey, Rand cookie to accompany it. And yet these people live in the dark. They are like Newton before inventing gravity: floating aimlessly without purpose, waiting for...
