The United States government is worried the same hackers who allegedly influenced the outcome of the 2016 election are now seeking to compromise college student media organizations.
The elves are threatening to stop present-production altogether if Santa does not agree to increase wages and allow South Pole elves to work in the factories.
Nuclear proliferation is simply part of growing up countries.
It appears that the coal industry will be receiving a wonderful gift this Christmas: the support of Santa Claus.
