Vanderbilt Women’s Bowling will finally get the recognition it deserves this weekend. The university will welcome back some of the school’s finest athletes for a celebration of the ages.
First-year Franklin Buckley, 18, was reported on Saturday to have had no goddamn clue which way to anchor during the annual Anchor Dash event. As a result, the student was seen attempting to alternately anchor up, anchor south, and anchor in the general direction of Furman Hall.
Look, I get it. Vanderbilt is really selective in its admissions. Everyone that’s here is special in some way, or has some thing that made their application stand out.
Matthew 19:24, which reads “…it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God,” has traditionally been understood as a parable about the sinfulness of greed; however, the incredibly oversized sewing needle Osteen had on stage with him challenged this interpretation.
Look what we just made her do, look what Slant just made her do.
