Halloweekend is just around the corner. Maybe you’ve been organized and already have your sassy-scary-spicy-spooky-shiny-slutty costume planned out. Or maybe you’ve been naughty and pushed it to the last minute. Either way, you’ve decided to consult the Slant, home to Vanderbilt’s hottest and horniest. You’re in good hands! So here’s...
UCC ~after dark~ Are you looking to take your therapy appointments to the next level? Have you felt that maybe if you and your UCC provider just sat down and had a drink that they’d say all that crying was justified? Well, the UCC after dark gives students the opportunity...
Coming to Vandy, I was unsure about a lot of things. Would the name on my degree be so blinding to employers that I could land a lucrative job even though I majored in English? Would the walk from Commons to Grins each day be enough to fend off the...
By Fluke Baller Sad processions of CHEM 1601 students have been a common sight at Vanderbilt for years. But in recent weeks they’ve been seen around campus with a spring in their step, life in their eyes and anal beads up their ass. Spurred by the “worst fucking midterm I’ve...
By Sammie Roe Hey babie girl, It’s Sammie! Your bestie festie roomie. I just wanted to let you know why I left your party early. I had an essay due that night at 11:59 PM and I completely forgot about it until we were taking shots of Jack Daniels, and...
