As the great Philadelphia 76ers like to say, “Trust the process.” The phrase, oft heard during Vanderbilt’s sorority recruitment process, is a completely valid expression of confidence in what is largely hailed as a perfect system. Let’s go through the facts. First-year women and their sorority counterparts are allowed to...
The first semester of the 2018-2019 school year ended about four weeks ago. That means your horoscope can actually be somewhat accurate now! Aquarius – The stars aligned last semester so that every Bird you rented caused one child in Africa to die. You already knew that, though, didn’t you?...
Nashville, TN—The Greek Life system at Vanderbilt has long been maligned for its lack of diversity, with the vast majority of members being non-Hispanic white students. However, the Greek Inclusivity Alliance has been in full force fighting against discrimination, and it appears they’ve scored a big win—a Potential New Member...
Investigative reporters for The Slant have uncovered a memo from Chief of Police Steve Anderson, addressed to the entire Nashville Metro Police Department. It reads: Colleagues, My daughter recently informed me that we are in the midst of what the youth call “cuffing season.” In the spirit of the season,...
Written by the anonymous but omnipresent Mold Girl On Monday, the Hustler released a shocking article uncovering cases of mold found in McTyeire and Blakemore that led to health issues for two students. (Don’t worry, though, two people is no big deal – everyone else has just been unknowingly infecting...
