By: Slant Staff Vanderbilt has no housing. Rather than solving the problem in a rational matter, like say allowing us to live off-campus, OHARE has asked students to beg for housing (or simply bribe their way into a six-person suite). I, however, am a woman of principle. I refuse to...
By: Kyle Kowalski I don’t have high expectations for the month of April. It means final exams, confusing weather, and waiting yet another month for my parents to finally let me play in the backyard and drink from the watering hose. Do they expect me to live on my own...
By: Slant Staff Listen, I understand that the mold found in Morgan (and now Lewis) is a big deal. I get it, you get it. Even the Hustler gets it, or at least I thought they did? I could’ve sworn I saw an article about it but it’s not there...
By: Danielle Bernstein It’s that time of year again. With all the new pledges eagerly excited to swallow live goldfish and sacrifice their first-born son to their new brothers, date parties are back and better than ever, baby. And with all the hullabaloo of who’s bringing who and who’s wearing...
By: Ben Dauber Mike Oxlong Barry McKockiner Jenny Talia Ben Dover You know their names, but not their stories. This is my story. Born September 12, 2001, to a nice family in Palo Alto California, Benjamin was a good, innocent kid. However, as we all know from witnessing our parents...
