Emphatically insisting that he finished second to last and not dead last in the pursuit of a date, John has revealed that the main reason as to why his female colleagues fail to appreciate his self proclaimed “sexual prowess” and “dank good looks” stem from his failure to act like a “misogynistic bad boy.”
I can’t see any good reason for the hype (the same goes for Louie, Hamilton and Radiohead). But I guess if the powers-that-be decide that it needs a review, I’ll do it for the exposure and/or experience.
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In what may or may not have been a bold act of defiance, Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Matt Ryan partially crouched during the pre-game national anthem, hovering somewhere in the gray zone between standing and sitting.
Jeremy Williams, a Vanderbilt University freshman, has obtained a legendary achievement for the school. Williams, a student whose major is undecided in the College of Arts and Sciences, made it to all of his classes on time on the first day, without getting lost.
