'Twas the night before registration, and all through the campus not a soul was stirring, not even Allied Barton.

NYAAAAAAAA!

A four part poem. 

Its orbit elliptical, Its surface red and bright; The volcano on its surface spews a liquid white - A mountain is falling apart and being made new, on your face.  The planet...

I exit my dormGasping for fresh air.The hallway is full Of suffocating fumes. Damn coolers.

All of creationFrom the primordial poolTo the dinosaurs To the mammoths To us, Homo sapiens, The intelligent species,Happened by chance,An improbable miracle,Of stars aligning, atoms colliding,Your...

I went to the city of Limerick

A place where Irish accents were quite thick

Ring RingPhoneBuzz buzzText“Nudes?” It reads“No” I respond“But it’s my birthday” he says.