In preparation for VU Theatre’s modern adaptation of Macbeth, the VUT casting crew actively scouted freshmen who showed a simultaneous “failure to control their alcohol consumption” and ability to “feign composure” for the role of the Porter, the humorous doorkeeper.
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The community at Leah Rose Residence for Senior Citizens is up in arms after several of the residents have reported the presence of strange men dressed as college students luring them away from their apartments.
In a statement released on Thursday by the Trump campaign, it was announced that Donald Trump will be divorcing potential First Lady Melania Trump due to questions about her legal immigration status.
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In his report, Elliott states, “After 80 hours straight of intense scientific study, I have discovered that the clowns are not real clowns; they are actually people that have painted their face and put on a clown costume.”
