Neither my joints nor my bladder function anymore, and my face is more wrinkly than my Very Wrinkly Scrotum. But I have one last wish: You, my children, must join The Slant.
Slant Staff
After six seasons of getting blue balled, winter has finally “cum”.
Du du dududu du dududu du dududu du du, duuuuuuuh, duuuuuuuh, dududu duuuuuuuuh du du du dead people everywhere this episode.
Can a story book teach kids both values and how to poop in a toilet at the same time?
As Pied Piper and Rivega celebrate 500,000 downloads, , Daily Active Users is hovering around 19,000. That’s like when you’re out at night and you think you go home with a 500,000 but really you go home with a 19,000.
