Washington D.C.–Amid turmoil in the Trump administration, The White House announced today that newly appointed Communications Director Anthony ‘The Mooch’ Scaramucci has been removed from his position for stealing one too many of the President’s french fries.
Slant Staff
This episode of Game of Thrones was indubitably shaking.
Let us begin. Those fateful last words shook the halls as soaring music and dragons beckoned us into the conquests of Daenerys Targaryen. The winter winds billow ominously as the night king and his undead army march towards the wall, promising to bring a cold powerful enough to chill the soul. Arya’s newfound penchant for revenge sent us careening into the 7th season, promising more deaths, more action, and more… ED SHEERAN.
Season 7 is today. The boys and damsels at HBO are having a wet dream as they imagine the money flowing into their absurdly profitable show. The boy and damsels of America (and computer literate Ukrainians) and are having a wet dream as they imagine the majesty of Westeros.
We all know it happened. Take this quiz to figure out where you blacked in after Rites!
