By Ian Iberg and Nathaniel Keaton 5.  “…” He was the voice of a generation. The Silent Generation. 4.  “…” He said so much with so few words. 3.  “???” He conveyed so much meaning in the space between the lines! 2.  “…” The Gettysburg Address didn’t even go this...

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  • March 2, 2024

By Ruhi Patel From Star Wars to Mamma Mia to my childhood in North Texas, the trope of the mysteriously unknown father has always been a hoot. But now, it has expanded to marine life: Charlotte, a stingray in North Carolina, is pregnant, and we don’t know how. Like, don’t...

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  • March 1, 2024

In a daring twist that can only be described as morbidly inventive, Vanderbilt University has completed construction on its Student Life Center, revealing the highly anticipated counterpart, Student Death Center. The decision, overwhelmingly backed by the Dishonor Council, seeks to redefine the traditional student journey by asserting that college should...

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  • February 24, 2024

By Indy Hauter I don’t belong in this world. As a 20-year-old experiencing adulthood for the first time, I can plainly see just how messed up our planet is, and I hate it. Climate change is causing annual forest fires in California, politicians would rather see their opponents in their...

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  • February 5, 2024