Consider yourself lucky. You happened to be born as one of the few decently attractive hairless land mammals.
“I love them both so much that I wish I could vote for both! Election day will be a bittersweet for sure because BOTH can’t win.”
We’ve been silent thus far, but no longer.
Many began to suspect Donald Trump was not a real person but instead a character created by the famously elaborate Day-Lewis as early as the first GOP debate in the summer of 2015.
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