A totally serious op-ed from your outgoing Editor-in-Chief.
Authorities have detained first-year student Ben Arnold for alleged seat theft following an incident in Wilson Hall this week.
Tell us what your Myers Briggs type is, and we’ll tell you how you’ll gruesomely murder people in the future!
Showers’ appropriation of the symbol has sparked outrage in both the communities of pornography and Christianity.
‘Twas the night before registration, and all through the campus not a soul was stirring, not even Allied Barton.
