“This will show them we mean business,” said Gulley Hender (Class of ‘23) as he tossed the last roll of toilet paper into the massive pile on Alumni Lawn. A member of the crowd screamed “douse it!” On cue, the group of students ran around the mound of toilet paper...
Click below to view photos… From Freshman Kickoff to the historic Founder’s Walk, Vanderbilt is doing everything it can to create the picturesque campus environment the Office of Admissions can funnel into the mouths of groveling high school seniors nationwide. However, Vanderbilt’s gambit to perpetuate its reign by feasting on...
What they don’t tell you about satirical publications is that the writers are actually not funny whatsoever. They are the most painfully awkward and insufferable people you will ever meet. Trust me, I know; I am one. I did not attend a single Slant meeting last semester. Here is what...
Vanderbilt dining has been described as bad, horrible, dogshit, made me cry, dryer than a chem lecture and twice as long, feels like someone took my stomach outside and beat it with a shovel, more tasteless than truck nuts on a hearse, blood curdling, just regular curdling, seafood in a...
Izzy is not a nice cat. It isn’t her fault. Her family of eight years left her in the hands of their cat-obsessed next-door neighbor when they moved. Rumor around town was that ungodly things happened to the many cats in that house, but when the neighbor died on a...
