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    Top 10 Ways To Repurpose Your Formal Cooler

    Still struggling to find a place for the shitty cooler you got from formal? Let us help. 

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    • April 17, 2016
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    DJ Snapple to Headline Rites of Spring

    Correspondent Doug Lisk talks to new EDM sensation DJ Snapple about dropping beats, not bombs.

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    • April 14, 2016
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    BREAKING: Rick Santorum Relegated From GOP Debate to Central Library Due to Low Poll Numbers

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    • April 13, 2016
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    New Species, Tedidae Cruzae, Discovered in Washington

    A team of researchers in Washington, D.C. has discovered the Tedidae cruzae, or Ted Cruz. Researchers still aren’t sure how the Ted Cruz should be categorized, since the animal has both reptile and mammal attributes.

     

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    • April 6, 2016
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    To the United Kingdom, From the European Union

    Don’t scare me this way, baby. Come back. You complete me. I’m yours, forever. If you leave, I’ll never forgive myself. I can’t live without you. I don’t want to.

     

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    • April 6, 2016
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