The first semester of the 2018-2019 school year ended about four weeks ago. That means your horoscope can actually be somewhat accurate now! Aquarius – The stars aligned last semester so that every Bird you rented caused one child in Africa to die. You already knew that, though, didn’t you?...
Horoscopes
Welcome, children of the universe! We’ve done some careful observation of the stars and determined the forecast for your spring semester.
Did you know there’s a new constellation shaped like a weed leaf?
Before you hug your favorite washed-up alum, make sure your stars are aligned.
The astrological forces have been waiting for this day, and it’s now less than 24 hours away. The UF tailgate is a highly anticipated cosmic event, so it’s best to stay informed.
