President Obama: “Malia could have attended any college she wanted; she’s brilliant, well-rounded, and earned this completely on her own merits.”
After waking up from a deep sleep, Kasich was shocked to hear he was still campaigning.
Ehlrich’s bong-count for the season is up to 3 despite this week’s episode bringing us a decided lack of drug related humor. In fact, this week’s episode is what some might refer to as “not chill, bro.”
You gotta love those silent letters. Hopefully we’ll find out the correct hipster spelling in the next episode.
JON SNOW IS ALIVE!
