In what may or may not have been a bold act of defiance, Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Matt Ryan partially crouched during the pre-game national anthem, hovering somewhere in the gray zone between standing and sitting.
Jeremy Williams, a Vanderbilt University freshman, has obtained a legendary achievement for the school. Williams, a student whose major is undecided in the College of Arts and Sciences, made it to all of his classes on time on the first day, without getting lost.
The Slant has acquired the privilege of announcing that Twitter user @urmum has been named to follow in Martha Karolyi’s footsteps. The man behind the account, Keith Walker, has been studying the 2016 Games closely to look for areas of improvement that can be focused on in the next four years.
In a press conference on Monday, Chancellor Nicholas Zeppos announced that select students from financially disadvantaged families will receive state-of-the-art typewriters designed by IBM under a new scholarship sponsored by IBM.
Anna Nicole Smith died 3,385 days ago, and my life has been in shambles ever since.