In a statement released on Thursday by the Trump campaign, it was announced that Donald Trump will be divorcing potential First Lady Melania Trump due to questions about her legal immigration status.
A four part poem.
Sorry to be the one to let you know, but it’s true.
8 Vanderbilt students were admitted into Vanderbilt University Medical Center on Sunday, October 2nd suffering from fever, red eyes, and joint pain. They were ultimately diagnosed with Zika after having all eaten chicken burrito bowls from Chipotle.
In his report, Elliott states, “After 80 hours straight of intense scientific study, I have discovered that the clowns are not real clowns; they are actually people that have painted their face and put on a clown costume.”
