At the end of today’s business day, Chancellor Zeppos is scheduled to issue a university-wide state of emergency after numerous clown sightings were reported by students and staff last night.
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Follow along on our live blog of the last debate of the election.
After watching Mike Pence and Tim Kaine duke it out on America’s second biggest stage, he knew his mind was made up.
Because nothing says love like 50,000 volts and severe irritation to the eyes, lungs, and skin.
