Our 45th President is being sworn into office today, and there’s no better way to celebrate than by drinking far more than you should. Good luck.
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Nuclear proliferation is simply part of growing up countries.
Sources close to your grandfather report that this is a positive development for him, given that he’s been looking for a way to spend his time ever since he retired, and the “N-word” became socially unacceptable.
Go hide inside, away from people, and settle in with some delicious cookies designed to help you deal with the toll this election has imparted upon us all.
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