By Chris Conway Alright everyone, it’s time to buckle up your goddamn seatbelts because I am about to tell you that everything you have known and learned is at least partially false. I’m Chris. I have lived since the beginning of time and in the course of my life, I...
By Ruhi Patel Ever since the Barbie movie came out, I’ve been thinking a lot about the patriarchy. It’s no secret that men tend to have a leg up in the world, but let’s talk about that third leg. What’s so special about it? Clearly, a lot because my favorite...
By Nathaniel S. Pumpkins Halloween is one of the best times of the year because it has a little something for everyone. This year, I’ll be talking about some of the best, most fun activities you can only do on Halloween! If hearing about these doesn’t get you in the...
By Connor Pattinson In 2011, Jessica Samakow changed my life. It might seem funny how as a nine-year old, overweight, nerdy little piss goblin I could say a journalist at the Huffington Post changed my life, but maybe you missed the part where I said I was nerdy. You see,...
The Lorax this, the Lorax that. When are we going to talk about Dr. Seus’s greatest, hottest, most beastiality-inducing creation: The Cat In The Hat, a 2003 film and cinematic masterpiece? I’m tired of hearing about how “everybody needs a thneed” — who’s “everybody”? I reject this capitalistic agenda. I...
