By Jeff Malarky 10) The Second Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Make Unto Thee Any Graven Image For starters, holy shit is this hard to understand. Did they not have Grammarly back then? So this one basically forbids making shrines and praying to them. This just feels a bit outdated to...
We’ve all been there. Feeling flat because you’re sitting in your isolating Gillette single alone (thanks COVID), mindlessly texting anybody and everybody because you’re desperate for an ounce of real human interaction. That’s when it hits you: invite a girl over from high school that goes to a nearby college....
By Bitch On Freeze Life has been ruff. You see, last week I found a letter underneath my door. It was like I had been transported into a chapter of one of my Sherlock x Moriarity fanfics. I picked up the letter and got a fat whiff of bacon strips...
Visit the Billy Goat Gruff Foundation website for more information It has now been three days, six hours and 53 minutes since the Vanderbilt University Office of Student Transitions and Community Engagement offered their Sophomore Salutations with goat yoga and free coffee. Within that time, I attended 17 sessions of...
By Jeff Malarky Rand cookies are often considered the pièce de rèsistance of lunch. For many, there is no lunch without a warm, gooey, Rand cookie to accompany it. And yet these people live in the dark. They are like Newton before inventing gravity: floating aimlessly without purpose, waiting for...
