The community at Leah Rose Residence for Senior Citizens is up in arms after several of the residents have reported the presence of strange men dressed as college students luring them away from their apartments.
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In a statement released on Thursday by the Trump campaign, it was announced that Donald Trump will be divorcing potential First Lady Melania Trump due to questions about her legal immigration status.
A four part poem.
In his report, Elliott states, “After 80 hours straight of intense scientific study, I have discovered that the clowns are not real clowns; they are actually people that have painted their face and put on a clown costume.”
Donald Trump Jr. recently made headlines when he used a bowl of Skittles containing a few poisonous Skittles as a metaphor for Syrian refugees coming to America. We at The Slant have composed a list of metaphors he could have possibly used that are slightly more… tasteful.
