Why study for finals when you could demonstrate your failure in so many other ways?
The Independence Bowl is great and all, but we wish we’d gotten these instead.
“Like in the news you’ll hear all about this ‘war on drugs’ and stuff, but honestly I feel that the United States has technically already legalized marijuana use for a portion of the population – the rich and privileged,” said Jonathan.
The only way to avoid talking about the elephant in the room is to make other elephants.
Sources close to your grandfather report that this is a positive development for him, given that he’s been looking for a way to spend his time ever since he retired, and the “N-word” became socially unacceptable.
