Martin McIntosh knew his roommate, James, had been partying “all day, every day” — he had read James’ latest tweet, proclaiming that he had “totally died after that rager last night XD #hellyeah #fuckinright”. And Martin had hoped that, for once, James was telling the truth.

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10. Crusty 9. Dusty 8. Salt and Vinegar 7. Sour Cream and Onion 6. Peanut Butterface 5. Cool Ranch 4. Frozen 3. George Washington Carver Butter 2. Can’t Believe It’s Not Peanut Butter 1. Jelly

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  • September 27, 2017