By Audrey Lingan Is your dating life a steaming pile of shit? Well, have I got a solution for you: date a pre-med. Sure, there’s the obvious benefits. It’s probably a safe bet they’re hardworking and, hey, if it works out, you might’ve snagged yourself a doctor. Regardless, here are...
Opinion: America Has Failed the Very People It Swore to Protect. Straight Men. By Andy Priapos Civil Engineering Major, YAF Member Our country is at its bleakest hour. Degeneracy is celebrated and discipline is shamed. Weakness is all the rage, and strength is cringe. Nowhere in this fucked-up smörgåsbord of injustice...
Account from a Vanderbilt Student on October 25th. If you follow Vanderbilt sports, you know the pure surge of joy that radiated off this campus the night of October 5th. You remember the procession of students that carried the goalpost like it was the holy crucifix. You commemorate the time...
By Danielle Bernstein (#1 Commodore Football Fan) I am a senior who has been a Commodore Football fan longer than you’ve been alive. Sure, I’ve been to maybe six games in my nearly four years here, and maybe I only stayed till the end for half of those, but my...
By Zach “Attack” Folger Girls everywhere are dramatically shivering in hopes of securing a warm jacket from their talking-stage companions. Fraternity brothers, such as myself, are popping collars across the nation. Literally anyone who’s anyone is whizzing around campus with potential mates on the back of their scooters. Cuffing season...
