By Connor Pattinson As a straight-presenting, cisgender, white man, I basically have to take every flimsy shot I can to get ahead in an increasingly DEI focused world. This isn’t your grandpa’s level of diversity where saying “Yeah, well, I mean I had a crush on a Latina woman in...
Article published by the Young Americans for Science (YAS) In a recent landmark decision, the Supreme Court voted 6-3 in favor of overturning the Bill of Rights and all additional amendments to the United States Constitution. The majority opinion relied heavily upon an originalist interpretation of the Constitution and stated...
By Mady Johnston When I first heard that Family Weekend was approaching, I was a little afraid of the parents I would meet: serial killers, Republicans or maybe even Vlad the Impaler. But then I was met with such grand excitement when I realized my dad might be there! I...
By Nick Gebo Okay, fine. I admit it. When I need a little extra money, I sometimes — and I swear I don’t do this often — will make GoFundMe campaigns asking people for money to treat medical conditions I don’t actually have. Now before you say anything, people don’t...
By Deniz Orbay “Oh my god, Student. This… this grade! It’s brilliant!” says the Professor-man, mouth agape, ogling my Exam result. “I’ve… I’ve never seen anything like it!” “Oh, it’s nothing,” I say humbly, my blue orbs peering toward the ground out of fake respect to the Professor-man. “You teach...
